So I had a dream that I was in a barn with a bunch of hippies. This old hippy couple was standing in front of me arguing. Suddenly, the old guy started stripping and the lead hippy declared an orgy. At first I was kind of interested but it got extremely uncomfortable once I realized that my parents were there. I started to inch out of the barn when suddenly the lead hippy looked at me and yelled "Do you not have a partner?". I shook my head, and he pointed at a group of three hot girls and yelled "Hey! One of you go with Brandon, he doesn't have a partner." None of them seemed very into the orgy but after a few seconds one of them walked over. After that I didn't want to leave.
A short redhead girl walked over to me and I then had the most realistic sex dream of my life. The situation wasn't realistic but at the moment I was 100% convinced that what was happening was real and it felt real. The girl sat in my lap and we started making out and stripping. As I unzipped my pants the lead hippy (who had sat down next to me for some reason) said "No point in taking off your pants then your underwear, just whip it out. You're moving too slow". So I whipped out my dick (still a little nervous because my parents were getting it on ten feet to my right, but I don't think they saw me) and the girl stuck her leg into one of my pant legs so that we were both wearing the same pair of pants. I looked at her quizzically and she just giggled and said that we'd try something original, and then said something like "He's not my size" which probably meant that she wished my dick was bigger. She seemed reluctant after that so an eager looking blonde girl walked over and sat down in my lap, prompting the last girl to join in since she didn't have anyone to fuck after the other girl left. Unfortunately, before I found out what they were gonna do next I woke up.
The first false awaking, I woke up in my room and couldn't get up. I was so dizzy that I couldn't sit up, and my belt was tangled up around my arms and legs from the previous dream. I felt drugged and was hallucinating slightly as I looked around the room and struggled to get up. My vision was foggy as if my contacts had fallen out. Eventually I struggled out of bed and went over to the sink to wash my face. In the dream, I'd apparently done some sort of drug the night before because I recalled a conversation with my friend about quitting because it was causing episodes like the one I'd just had. I also wanted to tell him about my awesome sex dream. I suddenly realized that there was a door in the back of my room and walked through it to investigate. There was a giant kitchen and storage area. I had two other roommates that I didn't know about, an old Mexican lady and her child. I'd never met them because I always slept through the times they came and left and I never went into the kitchen area. I opened up the fridges to look for alcohol but all I found was rotten fruit and junk food, mostly cake. After that, I walked back into the my room and looked at the sink.
On a shelf next to the sink, there was a worm about four inches long swimming around in a puddle of water. It was covered in spines. It didn't seem to like leaving the water but it finally did, at which point it sprouted wings and legs. It began to resemble a giant bastard child of a centipede, an earwig, and a locust. It chased me to the center of the room, growing to about eight inches long. I was afraid that it would hide somewhere, so I picked up my sandal and smashed it. After that, I looked around my room and realized how filthy it was. I walked over to my computer and the lamp above it had a giant locust pinned to it. It was pinned to a piece of cork that was glued to a click on the stem of the lamp. Afraid that it could be full of mites, I unpinned it and pinned it to the bulletin board above my bed. I'm not sure what I thought that would accomplish.
I must have passed out or something in the dream because I don't remember what happened after that until I had my next false awakening. I woke up and my roommate was sweeping the room. I asked nervously where the giant insect went (I was afraid that it came back to life and hid somewhere) and he said that he already took care of it. I looked around and the room was cleaner and bigger than it had ever been and my roommate had installed a dishwasher near the back of his side of the room, which had our dishes running through it. He asked for a carry on bag because he was flying home to go to a wedding this weekend. I asked him who it was and he said that the guy was a douchebag that used to make fun of him while he used the restroom in highschool, but his parents were making him go because he was a family friend.
After that my dreams got less clear. I remember the room getting bigger and cleaner again, and discussing with my parents how to arrange the furniture. Then I woke up for real and realized for the first time that it had all been a dream.
What a nap.