Ingredients:

-water

-salt

-black pepper

-crushed red pepper

-spaghetti noodles

Directions:

Break noodles in half and set in a bowl. Cover in salt. Fill the bowl to the water within about 1/2 in of the top. Microwave the bowl for 6 minutes. Put some black pepper on top, mix,  and microwave for 4 minutes. Drain water into sink. Hold back the noodles with a fork if you need to. After draining water, add generious amounts of crushed red pepper, some more black pepper, and mix.

That is the only food I can cook with my ingredients right now.